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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 08:52am on 13/09/2007 under

Got this as a forward at work. Hilarious and so true!

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

' Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable!

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied, 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. ... the Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!...
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...

Mood:: 'amused' amused
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 10:19am on 06/09/2007 under , , ,
Oh, my wonderful internets. How I adore thee. You alloweth me to read yummy gay porn and chat. You keepeth me warm at night (if I had you at night.... *sulks*).

Okay. That's done now. ^__^

Well, guess what? HALLOWEEN IS COMING!!!!! YAY! This Halloween will be strange (more than usual). I am going to be working a second job. Who knew, right? Well, Clay and I both will be working his brother-in-law's haunted house. It's going to be awesome! 

Everyone check it out here! Will be so much fun! Anyone going to be close in October? Come see us! The whole slaughter house idea is a blast for me. The building alone is terribly creepy. I love it! ^__^

There will be a section for the kiddies, too, so the parents can be scared shitless while the little ones hear stories and play games. SO MUCH FUN! I can't wait. 

I will be the equivalent of a zombie afterwards due to working from 8-5 at one job and 6-2 at another on Fridays and then from 6-2 on Saturdays and Sundays, but I shall enjoy it at the time. haha

And, random - Apples are yummy. Especially pretty Pink Lady apples. They make my acid reflux better. ^__^ 
Mood:: 'amused' amused
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 03:02pm on 30/08/2007 under

I am sneaky, sneaky and am posting from work... while I ignore the hours worth of work on my desk and in my inbox and in my drawer. hehe!! ^_^

Well, as most of you have noticed, I'm not going to be around as much. No internet at home is EVIL. Damn living in the country and not having cable or dsl. I am in MISERY. Good news is that Clay's folks are considering getting satellite for internet. *crosses fingers*

Well, email me if you need me or call my cell. 

I miss talking to everyone, so hopefully this will be resolved SOON! <3

Mood:: 'depressed' depressed
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 12:45pm on 23/08/2007 under

I have seriously fallen behind on birthdays this week! *begs forgiveness* I luvs all of you, even if I fail at posting. *luffs on birthday people*

Happy Birthday to:
[ profile] chibi_taisa
[ profile] anat_astarte
[ profile] crazyloststar
[ profile] fullmetalrose
I hope you all have a wonderful birthday!!!!!!

Mood:: 'bitchy' bitchy
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 10:55am on 17/08/2007 under ,

Photo intensive. Lots of random pictures. XD Yes. I know. I finally managed to post some photos. You may all faint in shock now. haha

Mood:: 'accomplished' accomplished
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 03:29pm on 16/08/2007 under
I have been completely useless this week. I have discovered, to my dismay, that without my boss around, I really have very little to do except file. This is a VERY bad thing as I get bored VERY easily. My mind wonders. I find myself doing NOTHING. This is why I have 400,000 different projects started at the same time. XD

And then you know what happens today? I wake up feeling almost human (damn allergies) and I realize that it's 8:00. I am supposed to be at work at 8:00. O_O Thank the powers that be that I can dress quickly. throw on some eye makeup and run to work in a HURRY. Sometimes I think I was male in a past life. haha

And what have I accomplished today at work? Nothing. Not a bloody thing. But, I'm up to date on the news and have wasted another day of my life. *headdesk* Maybe I should try to rectify that with the last hour and a half? Maybe... Possibly... Nah. I'd rather read fanfic. ^__^

Does anyone else ever feel like this? I do. Most days. LOL
Mood:: 'ditzy' ditzy
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 04:24pm on 15/08/2007 under

I hope it's wonderful!!! <3
Mood:: 'giggly' giggly
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 09:04pm on 14/08/2007 under
Causes me all sorts of problems. *grumbles*

Well, in keeping up with everyone out there, I am NOT moving, but I WILL be mirroring this account.

I can be found at:


Same user name everyhwere on the planet. If you're on one/some/all of those sites, friend me, please!! I'm trying to find everyone, but people keep moving around so it's hard. 

Hopefully this shit will end soon and everyone can find a happy home. *headdesk*
Mood:: 'annoyed' annoyed
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 08:02pm on 14/08/2007 under
Recommendations Meme
Happily snagged from [profile] anat_astarte:

Recommend to me:
1. a movie:
2. a book:
3. a musical artist, song, or album:
4. another Journal user that I don't have as a friend yet
Mood:: 'hungry' hungry
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 08:35pm on 13/08/2007 under


I hope it's wonderful! ♥♥♥

Mood:: 'geeky' geeky
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 08:22am on 13/08/2007 under

Have a great day, my dears! ♥♥♥♥♥


Mood:: 'bouncy' bouncy
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 02:25pm on 06/08/2007 under

Snagged from [personal profile] hikaru_9 and [profile] zakai_

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Years on LJ
Hours left until your suspension19
Your crimePosting all that damn porn!
Who reported youssjkawaiitenshi
Your fateOne word: MySpace.
NOT THE LAND OF LEMMINGS! *flails frantically*
Mood:: 'amused' amused
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 04:14pm on 01/08/2007 under
Just cuz I can... cuz ignoring the piles of work on my desk is so much fun. XD

There are only two rules for this:

001You must answer yes or no.
002 You may not explain unless someone asks.

Taken a picture naked? Yes.
Made money illegally? Yes.
Had a one night stand? No.
Been in a fist fight? Yes.
Slept with your bestfriend? Yes.
Had sex in a public place? Yes.
Ditched work to have sex? No.
Slept with a member of the same sex? Yes.
Seen someone die? Yes.
Ran from the police? Yes.
Woke up somewhere and can't remember how you got there? Yes.
Worn your partners unmentionables? Yes.
Fallen asleep at work? Yes.
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes.
Ran a red light? Yes.
Been fired? No.
Been in a car accident? Yes.
Pole danced or done a striptease? No.
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes.
Sang karaoke? No.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes.
Caught someone having sex? Yes.
Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes.
Shaved your partner? Yes.
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes.
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes.
Had sex on a roof top? No.
Played chicken? Yes.
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes.
Do you sleep naked? No.
Blacked out from drinking? No.
Felt like killing someone? Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No.
Been with someone because they were in a band? No.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No.
Shot a gun? Yes.
Gone outside naked? Yes.
Mood:: 'amused' amused
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 12:35pm on 18/07/2007 under
I'm off. I shall return sometime on Saturday, so internet on Sunday. If I manage to find internet connection, I will be online sooner, but no promises.

Take care and I promise to play catch up ASAP.

Hugs and kisses to all!

Mood:: 'busy' busy
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 04:03pm on 11/07/2007 under

Its raining...It's pouring... I wish I was snoring. ^__^

The rain is becoming ridiculous. The water in the lake is over the spillway, the ditches hold water, the creeks are flooding like crazy and the mosquitoes are going to suck me dry. Srsly. >_>

Last year it was too dry. This year it is too wet. WTF? Let's get it together and make it nice! *crosses fingers*

Mood:: 'annoyed' annoyed
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 03:58pm on 29/06/2007 under
Yes, I am doing memes to avoid work. When the cats away the mice will play (and the boss is out of town today! hehe)

Thanks to [profile] inuyashanohime and [personal profile] hikaru_9 for alleviating the boredom! ^__^

Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating

Hmmm... odd. Never saw that coming. O_o
Mood:: 'bored' bored
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 03:32pm on 29/06/2007 under
Snitched from [profile] snakecharmerfox 

You Are Catwoman

"Life's a bitch. Now so am I."

Mood:: 'bored' bored
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 03:16pm on 29/06/2007 under
Thanks to [personal profile] hikaru_9,I now know how likely I am to survive. ^__^

59%Mingle2 - Free Online Dating
Mood:: 'amused' amused
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 02:07pm on 28/06/2007 under ,
Ganked from [profile] transephera

List of the top 110 banned books (of all time). Bold the ones you've read. Italicize the ones you've read part of. Underline the ones you specifically want to read (at least some of). Read more. Convince others to read some. 

Mood:: 'cheerful' cheerful
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posted by [personal profile] cuylerjade at 09:38pm on 25/06/2007 under
[ profile] transephera tagged me!

List seven songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're not any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.
(songs are in no particular order)

Linkin Park - Hands Held High
Pink - U + Ur Hand
Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats
Nickelback - Leader of Men
Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower
Tomoko Tame - Let Me Hear

Tagged: [ profile] dyingrosetears, [ profile] inuyashanohime, [ profile] hikaru_9 , [ profile] parallelpatriot , [ profile] rainjoyous , [ profile] truly_wished & [ profile] zakai_
Mood:: 'busy' busy


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